Three insurance agents and three attorneys are going to the same conference in NY City. They all decided to take the train. The three attorneys got in line and each bought a ticket. The insurance agents only bought one ticket for the three of them.

Attorney: “Why did you only buy one ticket?”

Insurance Agent: “Watch and learn.”

They all get on the train. When the conductor starts coming around and asking for tickets, the three insurance agents all go into the bathroom together. The conductor, seeing that someone is in the bathroom, knocks on the door and asks for a ticket. The insurance agents hand out the one ticket and ride onto NY for the conference.

On the way home they all need to buy tickets again. This time the attorneys have learned so they buy just one ticket. But, the insurance agents do not buy any tickets.

Attorney: “Why didn’t you buy a ticket this time?”

Insurance Agent: “Watch and learn.”

As the conductor makes his rounds the three attorneys jump into the bathroom and wait. But this time instead of the conductor knocking on the door, the insurance agent knocks on his door.

Insurance Agent: ” Ticket please.”

The rest as they say is history. Watch and learn.

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